Zero fat Zero carbs Zero calorie...

Zero fat

Zero carbs

Zero calories

Introducing the Duct Tape Diet…

Instructions:

1. Remove 1-2 strips of ’space age dieting material’ (approximately 4-6″ in length)
2. Place across mouth. Press firmly to ensure no gaps.
3. Go exercise

Disclaimer:
This product is not intended to replace proper medical advice. Before starting any diet or exercise plan, check with your doctor.

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