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Health knowledge made personal
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Health knowledge made personal
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I thought I heard it all. But apparently, there's a lot still out there I've yet to hear. Just a couple days ago a young lady (who's name is definitely not Jacquelyn) said without hesitation... 'Lance, I will NEVER go to the pool with you - you're a trainer!' Ouch. Well, why the heck not!?! You know I am CPR certified and can rescue you if you are drowning in the kiddie pool. Hmm, could it be... 1. You think I keep a skin caliper in my bag and will pinch your fat when you're not looking? 2. You think I look like a muscle anatomy chart with my shirt off? 3. You think my bathing suit will be more itsy bitsy and teenie weenie than yours? 4. You think I'll slow motion jog across the pool just to bounce my pecs? AHHHH, I got it! You think I'm gonna judge you....don't you? Yes, that's it! You really think I will hold up a number showing the audience how many pounds you need to lose...  Never. I swear I am not judging...that much. Just kidding! I do not have the perfect body either - pale, chicken legs, and manscaping is a must. So I don't expect ANYONE to have one either. Everyone should know that women's bodies are like snowflakes - beautiful and unique. If you still can't believe me and are not convinced in going with me to the pool, beach, or jacuzzi (wink wink). I have the perfect solution...  I'll wear this and make you feel worse!  |
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