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We see these guys everywhere throughout the Spring, Summer, and even into the early Fall - but do we really want to? I am here to remind the fellas that just because we can, doesn't mean we should. To address this I have created ... The Shirtless Summer Guide I hate to break it to ya, but it is not as easy as... Always  The Hoff Sometimes  Uncle Jessie Never  Jack There are actually two steps in this process and the first is to identify if you are eligible to go shirtless. The second is to determine appropriate and inappropriate places to be shirtless. Step #1 Score your answers to the following three questions to learn your eligibility. Does your body... 1. Jiggle or bounce?
2. Need a tweezer or a chainsaw?
3. Pigment resemblesPowderorGeorge Hamilton ?
Shirtless Eligibility Score Always =3 points, Chippendales wanted Sometimes =4 to 5 points, proceed with caution Never =6 points, keep it locked up If you scored either 'always' or 'sometimes' - come back for step #2 to find what places are safe to go 'skins' at. If you scored 'never' - no problem, invest in some cool polos and call it a season. |
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