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The Shirtless Summer Guide

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:25pm

When the weather heats up, its inevitable that guys are going to take their shirts off in public places -  many times while exercising or playing a sport and many times for no reason at all.

We see these guys everywhere throughout the Spring, Summer, and even into the early Fall - but do we really want to?

I am here to remind the fellas that just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

To address this I have created ...

The Shirtless Summer Guide

I hate to break it to ya, but it is not as easy as...

Always


The Hoff



Sometimes


Uncle Jessie


Never 


Jack


There are actually two steps in this process and the first is to identify if you are eligible to go shirtless. The second is to determine appropriate and inappropriate places to be shirtless.  

Step #1

Score your answers to the following three questions to learn your eligibility.


Does your body...

1. Jiggle or bounce? 
  • Score 2 for Jiggle
  • Score 1 for Bounce

2. Need a tweezer or a chainsaw?
  • Score 1 for tweezer
  • Score 2 for chainsaw
3. Pigment resemblesPowderorGeorge Hamilton  ?

  • Score 2 for Powder
  • Score 1 for George Hamilton

Shirtless Eligibility Score

Always =3 points, Chippendales wanted 

Sometimes =4 to 5 points, proceed with caution 

Never =6 points, keep it locked up


If you scored either 'always' or 'sometimes' - come back for step #2 to find what places are safe to go 'skins' at. 

If you scored 'never' - no problem, invest in some cool polos and call it a season. 


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