The guy asked me my height. I told him. The guy asked me my weight. I slapped him. Okay not really, but I was like, “umm, does that go on my license for the world to see?” Yep. Now everyone who sees my license will know I weight 348 pounds. Cool.
That ugly piece of plastic cost me $45. At least it has that delightful picture of a crab on it. Okay yeah, not helping.
I made the mistake of looking at the toenails of the man sitting next to me. FYI fellas, extremely long toenails not sexy.
Now for some recent binge spending:
I’ve been dying for a double ring.
Plus feathers are going to be HUGE this fall.
Oh Too Faced. Why you gotta go and release a new eye palette.
This Is my fourth Too Faced eye shadow palette called Matte Eye. I also have Smokey Eye, Natural Eye, and Romantic Eye. Obsessed, I know. Also, I couldn’t help but love the fact that one of the shades is called “chinchilla.” <3
I also love that Too Faced shadows come with step by step application instructions.