Lightning can’t even afford to strike twice even if it wanted to.
Gang-related violence is decreasing as drive-by shooters are being forced to walk to their destinations. (Hope they’re tracking their efforts with a pedometer.)
It’s only a matter of time before you can purchase aRenewable Energy Certificatebecause you carry your own energy supply in the form of excess bodyfat.
Even though other energy sources values continue to fluctuate, a calorie remains stable at 4.184joules.