Im honored, grateful & blogging entirely snark-free to mark the occasion.
No sarcastic asides deleted to pretend I didnt say them.
No (parenthetical jabs at various & sundry stuffs).
Todays post is only a pure, simple, & heartfelt thank you.
(cue awkward segue to where I commence nagging you female-types to Fila-join me)You see, the good news is Ive been chosen and yet there’s still time for you to join me (seriously. how.fun.would.that.be?!)!And, before you wave me off and say: Oh I simply could NOT ever do that! let me remind you Ive been blogging/ blog-reading long enough to know precisely how BADASS all of you women are.The time for you to toot your collective-horns is upon us & you have two choices for yer tooting method (the 3rd choice. the not entering to join me choice. not an option.):
You can film a one minute video ( that’s what I did . Im a lover of the medium of video).
You can email Fila (filaBTScastingcall@gmail.com) a photo & 400 word essay explaining why you should be one of the next “REAL WOMEN of Fila Toning.”
Submission ends at midnight April 8th& with a live announcement of winners April 11th (where? when? how many? this misfit is not yet sure. I shall do some recon. & report back).
Again, before I wrap up my nag this Fila-tastic post, I want to thank you for supporting me.
It takes a village for everything in my life and I APPRECIATE you being my virtual villagers.