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Happy Chanukah From Your Jewish Personal Trainer

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:27pm

How many Jewish personal trainers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I hope ONE, because I'm the only one around!

Did you know that there are 13 ways to misspell Chanukah:

  1. Chanuka
  2. Chanukah
  3. Chanukkah
  4. Channukah
  5. Hanukah
  6. Hannukah
  7. Hanukkah
  8. Hanuka
  9. Hanukka
  10. Hanaka
  11. Haneka
  12. Hanika
  13. Khanukkah

However you spell it, I wish you a happy one. Chanukah is the most renown Jewish holiday. Not because the miracle of the oil, the beautiful menorah, or the fun game of dreidel, but because people are obsessed that our holiday is 8x longer than Christmas. You know you were always salty because your Jewish friend got more gifts than you growing up. Sorry, we have 8 crazy nights! Remember you can't player hate on the chosen people, just congratulate.

Being Jewish has really help me become a great personal trainer mostly because I can't eat pork, I'm a whiz with counting (numbers and fiances), and have an innate ability to make you feel guilty!

Should you reeeally be eating that?!

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