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Gym Style for Guys

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:27pm

Lance's 10 FitnessFashion Faux Pas

10. No black socks-EVER! It's the reverse Michael Jackson. I'd rather you show off your ankle than do that to yourself

9. Umbro's-Unless you're an elite soccer player or 7th grader in the 1990's, please don't

8. The Plain White T -The gym is not a Hanes commerical and or a episode of COPS. Change.

7. Bandanas -Arrrrr, pirates aren't allowed in the most health clubs, matey!

6. Fraternity T-Shirts-If you graduated more than 2 years ago, let it go bro.

5.Any shorts more than 6 inches above the knee-Its Daisy Duke, not Dusty!

4. Sweatbands (Head or wrist)-Are the 80's back or is this a rap video with Nelly?

3. Jeans -Nothing says 'I stay home on Saturday nights with a board game' like doing the elliptical in your Bugle Boys

2. The Muscle Top -The shoulder blade thong, no acceptable occassions for this!

1. Spandex -Works only if you are carrying a volleyball.
Nobody wants to know you THAT well, gross.

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