Joe S.'s Twitter Updates
Grrrrr. Uncharacteristically late for an appointment this evening. Shame on me.
about 23 hours ago
Go get 'em Coach Payton! (the QB coach at ISU when I played there)
http://ping.fm/4c56t
1 day ago
Take in a deep breath before you read this...
EPA calls carbon dioxide a "health hazard"?
You'd better not exhale.
1 day ago
Why do women call 'em hand-weights and guys call 'em dumbbells? Must be one of those Mars/Venus things...
1 day ago
Our next caller has a question for Yoda: If the pen is really mightier than the sword, what is mightier than the light saber?
2 days ago
A few of my favorite fitness-related quotes for your enjoyment:
“If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health.”
- Hippocrates 460BC-357BC
“No citizen has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”
- Socrates 469BC-399BC
“The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but instead will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.”
- Thomas Edison 1847-1931
“There are so many health food nuts out there that eat nothing but natural foods but they don’t exercise and they look terrible.”
- Jack LaLanne 1914-
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger 1947-