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Erin Burns

California
I'm living my dream. I have a soft spot for Sapphire martinis. I Google everything. I have Ab Fab girlfriends. I constantly have 5 projects in the works. I bake. I blog. I'm a Reality TV slut. (It's all TiVo's fault.) I can't say no to the beach. I have a love/hate relationship with Diet Coke. I... Full Bio
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Birthday: March 31
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 138 lbs.
 

Bio

I'm living my dream. I have a soft spot for Sapphire martinis. I Google everything. I have Ab Fab girlfriends. I constantly have 5 projects in the works. I bake. I blog. I'm a Reality TV slut. (It's all TiVo's fault.) I can't say no to the beach. I have a love/hate relationship with Diet Coke. I love being at home. I'm hot for Teacher. A big piece of my heart is in Chicago. I don't like coffee, chocolate or peanut butter. My mom says that's unAmerican. My mom says a lot of things. I'm a bit of an insomniac. I buy my blonde. (But I didn't used to have to.) I read. I sing Showtunes. I spend way too much time (and money) on Etsy. Thanks to Nike+ and my affair with "The Man in my Magic Shoes," I've lost 65lbs since January 09. I love Jesus Christ, Barack Obama, and Miley Cyrus. (Yes, it's possible to love all 3. Yes, I am 33.) A boy named Munchie has me double wrapped around his pinkie.

I'm also wife to Mr. Burns (remember that teacher I was talking about?) Together we are Co-CEOs of Bringing Up Burns - a family owned business of raising happy kids. I'm the maid, laundress, dolly dresser, chef, chauffeur, accountant, owie kisser, personal shopper, train track assembler and occasionally the exotic dancer. He's the bread winner, anything electronic fixer/setter upper, trash man, dog walker, lego engineer, football coach, and my secret weapon. His Love is to me what Spinach is to Popeye.

Bringing Up Burns is where I process the 9000 things zipping around my OCD head at any given moment. Sadly, or maybe awesome for my readers, this means my posts run the gamut of politics to polka dots, motherhood to martinis, faith to football, marriage to manicures, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to Twilight, cancer {yuck} to child cannibalism {my kids = YUMMY!}

Do I sound crazy? I totally am. Come join me!