I went to get my hair cut tonight. As I glanced over the shelves of hair products, I read: Indulge Yourself in Weightloss Control.

Well, that's how my mind took it in. But at this point in my journey (I hate that word), there's not much difference between weightloss and weightless.

BIRTHDAY PROPS to my gal pal and fellow sassy fat, Dagny. Yep, she's another year older than me. But I will say that her skin looks better than mine. It must be all that virginal blood she consumes.

Just for you, Dagny...