1. Sit next to me on the couch and play with the fat on the back of my arms.

2. Talk to babies and dogs in French

3. Name her Sims after book characters i.e. Jean Valjean, Holden Caulfield

4. Cook things that no one else will eat

5. Listen to herself talk about politics

6. Pretend like she is back in the womb when she is in the bathtub

7. Cry when Trader Joes is out of edamame