Martin's Twitter Updates
@arkayeff I've made an arse of myself in plenty of bars in my time, but I've never been in a bar made of an arse before.
2 days ago
Just having a drink in Bar Rectum in Vienna. A bar in the shape of a bowel with a bumhole at one end.
2 days ago
Coolostomy bags. What ostomates in Shoreditch wear.
7 days ago
On Harley St. Don't imagine things would be any different if I'd had one of these doctors.
10 days ago
Really getting the itch to blog again.
10 days ago