It's that time of year again. Time to load up the mini van with lawn chairs and blankets. Fill up the water bottles. Tie up the cleats and grab the soccer ball. Pile in the van and head to the soccer field. It's time to sit in the cold. Scream, yell, and cheer for the white team. Cringe when they get scored on (numerous times). And try to tell them how good they did even when they got clobbered. It's time to be a Soccer Mom.