Shaving Virginia

Anonymous has visited me again and after reassuring me that my blog is great he has offered me a chance to save the overly hairy citizens of Virginia. Seriously, he says; I'm sure you'd be interested in laser hair removal virginia start laser hair removal virginia. With lazers yet! So cool! I have never had a chance to play with lazers before. Still, if I were currently living in Virginia right now I would be horribly offended. Why pick on Virginia? Are they really hairier than the rest of the states? I mean, if I were going to chose a hairy state I think I would pick Oregon. Lots of cranky owl-hating lumberjacks out there and every one knows that lumberjacks are hairy. Or maybe I am thinking of bears? I don't know, doesn't matter, little difference between them anyway.
Then again, maybe he thinks my name is Virginia and offering me a chance to take care of my overly hairy self.
Or, even more likely, he is being coy and clever and avoiding spam filters and actually means vagina.
Okay, Anonymous. If you actually think you or anyone else is going to get near my most personal and tender of parts with a lazer you are more than stupid, you are deranged. You would have to be deranged to think of doing that to anyone's personal parts.
So anyway, Anonymous, in honor of you and your diabolical plans I have elected to use those wiggly letter things on my comment board.