I do. I really, really, do need a life. But how does one get a life when one is stuck in the house without any way to go anywhere? Maybe I can train an army of squirrels to do vigilante stuff. There are a whole bunch of squirrels in the neighborhood, even a couple that live in my trees. I could make them little capes and masks so no one would guess their identities. I could send them forth to perform acts of justice and .... wait a minute, hold on, that would be giving the squirrels a life, not me. Besides, sqirrels can't drive anywhere either. Too short to reach the pedals and I'm pretty sure they would get into the whole road rage thing way too much. The ones that live around here are always getting pissed off about something and chattering away and flicking their tails rudely. So, I guess the whole squirrel thing wouldn't work. Ah, well. Back to the drawing board.