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I have a burning sensation when pooping, explosive diarrhea, a swollen anus, and sore throat. What is wrong with me?


Posted by explosivediarrhea

I have a burning sensation when pooping, explosive diarrhea, a swollen anus, and sore throat. And quite possibly a fever - I haven't had a chance to check for sure, but my forehead does feel awfully hot.
 
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I'd wager it's all the anal sex you've been having. The sore throat can easily be explained by the oral foreplay that took place just before. Cut it out you panzy faggot before Ramrod comes down and beats you straight.
Thanks, you asshole. That response would hve been just peachy if I wasn't a virgin, however I am. So go shove your head up your ass elsewhere.
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