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Dezolutions

Boston, Massachusetts
My blog is a guide to make'n resolutions and stick'n to em! All the success, and most certainly all my failures. Many...many failures. Humorous and motivational. Follow along as I try not to kill my plants, fitness and health, the journey from meat lover to vegetarian, learning how to run,... Full Bio
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How Returning to Retail Saved My Life by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living   OK, “saved my life” is a bit hyperbolic. But it definitely gave me some rejuvenation in an otherwise stagnant cycle of stress that perpetuated an ever flowing ... Read on »
Fat Acceptance vs. Body Acceptance by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Body Stereotyping   2014, the year of the Social Justice Squad. Everyone, and I mean everyone who has ever been offended for who they truly are, are fighting b ... Read on »
What it REALLY takes to Lose Weight by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living   So last month I posted about how I totally messed up and gained 20lbs. Well 6 weeks later, I’m down 10lbs and going strong. And I’ve tried to follow other wei ... Read on »
I Stressed Myself Out for a Month and All I Got Was This Donkey Butt. by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living I worked every weekend this month in addition to my normal M-F. Crap, I didn’t go grocery shopping this week. Hot pockets aaaand ok fine, a banana.  I don’t eat my fee ... Read on »
The Hunger Games by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Period. Not these kinds —->  . Not these kinds Not these kinds  (Period piece, duhsies) THESE kinds. Eww eww gross, something completely na ... Read on »
New Years REVOLUTIONS. (Yes, Revolutions…) by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living     Taking New Years Resolutions BACK.  I’ll do a recap of 2013 later, a very powerful and growing year for me. I need to talk about a few things th ... Read on »
I don’t post enough by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living I’m just on Facebook and the Twitters a lot. I say a lot of weird stuff, just so you know.  You should probably go over there and love me too. So you know I’m not dead ... Read on »
Tea = Drink’n Dirty Tree Water by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living What tea tastes like… I have always been and always will be an avid coffee drinker. Anyone that knows me, knows I like my coffee to taste like dirt and pennies. Bitt ... Read on »
I Finally Cut the Red Pepper…and Other Mental Road Blocks by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living It’s meant to be humorous with a touch of emotional back story. Pretty much how my blog has run for the last 4 years. This is how it all started: Raw red peppers a ... Read on »
Panko Crusted Baja Shrimp Tacos by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living It’s been awhile since I’ve posted a recipe. This is my favorite go-to recipe for the last year or so. When I’m being a snot about what I want to eat because I’m starving ... Read on »
I’m Finally 30: 30 Things To Tell My 15 Year Old Self by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living There are a lot of people who dread getting older and there are a lot of people who don’t. I am the latter. I’ve wanted to be older for as long as I could remember. ... Read on »
What It’s Really Like to be 30 and Single by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living The older you get and the more unattached you are, the more people will assume something is wrong with you. People meaning anyone. Single friends, married friends, ... Read on »
What It’s Like to Get Hit By a Car. by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Not. Fun. The end. Tuesday. Here I was just minding my own business… I had my helmet, my lights on (it was still light out too), my light colored clothes an ... Read on »
Warning: Being a Woman May Increase Explosions by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Disclaimer: This is not a bash on the beauty industry. Nor salons, spas, products, estheticians, hair stylists, nail technicians etc. I am a full supporter of frien ... Read on »
Juice Cleanses Don’t Make Sense in My Brain by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Now, I’m sure there are a lot of you who have tried juice cleanses. Some will defend them until the end. Some want to try them, some are doing them right now. D ... Read on »
This is Mine. by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living Journeys. Paths of self-discovery. Adventures. We all go on one. Or two. Or 1000. This is mine. You can document it in all forms. Or not at all. Maybe b ... Read on »
21 Funk St. by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living A few months ago, I was riding my bike every day, working out at TKD for 2-3 hours per night 2-3 times a week and basically eating whatever I wanted. Now, it’s been a ... Read on »
It’s Not If, It’s When by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living You play a sport hard enough and long enough, you’re going to get injured. It’s not if you get injured, it’s when you get injured. I’ve been in TKD for 2 and a half years ... Read on »
Unplugged by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living   When you hear someone say “Oh, I’m not on Facebook”,  what follows is usually the look of utter confusion. It’s like telling me you don’t have a cell phone or ... Read on »
Valentines, Shmalentines by Dezolutions Posted in: Blog Posts in Healthy Living I’ve never hated Valentine’s day, attached or not. But it has been a particularly unlucky day for me each year. And partly because I forget it’s Valentine’s Day. An ... Read on »