Where are my freaking... god dammit!

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a head.



No body.



Just a head.



One day, as the head was going about it's business, it suddenly stopped and said to itself...



"Holy f**k!! I don't have a body!!!!"



So, the head came to Earth.



And the head finally had a body.



Arms.



Legs.



Torso.



A full on body.



And this really p*ssed the head off.



So, the head played Scrabble.



And ate Pods.



And patted cats who reminded it of it's relatives back in the galaxy.



And everything was okay again.



The End.