My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
Posted Jun 16 2008 6:12pm
Just sitting here waiting for my hair dye to develop, looking very sexy with a blue towel around my shoulders and tar-like black, wet hair.
You get the picture.
Same colour as last time - blue black. Strangely, a colour that my grandma likes! Score...
The Knights are playing, we're listening to them on the radio - very close... right now it's 18 all. Go Knights!
Apparently I have blasphemed against the Almighty Head, and for this I am very sorry. May I humbly offer this Sabbat in hopes of gaining your forgiveness?
Rituals: Dance around the sacred paintbrush Ritual of the stolen goddess spoon (similar to the Great Rite, although we dip the spoons into our cleavage instead of the athame into the chalice) Curling of the unruly hair ceremony The lesser banishing ritual of the short jeans Drum making The lighting of the litterbox Painting
After (before and during) Ritual Feast: Coffee Chocolate Malteaser cake Coffee Toast Pods Coffee Mead Tim Tams Chai Tea (for the uninitiated)
After Ritual Games: Scrabble Pin the star on the galaxy I-Spy with my Third Eye... Decipher the blog post quiz Scrabble Scrabble How to lose gracefully at Scrabble (for those in awe of the Almighty Head's Powers of the Dictionary)
Does this meet your approval, Great One?
P.S. If you understood any of that, you may need an appointment with my psychiatrist.