I'm not a sandwich person. Maybe it goes back to those awful grammar school days at Our Lady of Victory in the hot, never air-conditioned lunchroom that smelled like frankfurters and sauerkraut no matter what was cooking in the kitchen and my warm, mushy sandwiches in brown paper sacks. Yuck.

I almost never eat sandwiches. When I used to travel a lot on business and found myself rushing between airports to catch flights, I'd grab one for convenience sake. And I'd probably grab one of these
Worst Sandwiches In America

Check it out. One of those monsters has more calories and fat than 7 - count 'em, seven! - Mc Donalds hamburgers.