“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” ~Robert Frost.
“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” ~Jennifer Yane.
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” ~Larry Lorenzoni.
“I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.” ~George Carlin.
“Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.” ~Robert Frost.
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” ~John Glenn.
“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.” ~Robert Southey.
“Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.” ~Joan Rivers.
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.” ~Robert Orben.
“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” ~Charles Schulz.