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Homeopathic Doughnut Sprinkles May Help Weight Loss

Posted Jul 22 2008 8:22pm

Winston-Salem, North Carolina - Nutritionists at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have found some remarkable results with Homeopathy. Eating the top of homeopathic doughnut sprinkles may help you lose weight. This effect is similar to like equals like. The sprinkles are diluted to create a potent sprinkle. People that need to lose more weight would need a more diluted sprinkle. Apparently, eating only a few sprinkles from the top of a doughnut triggers a natural reaction in the body that leads to 'ketosis' (or the same effect that can be seen in low-carbohydrate diets).

"This is a very exciting breakthrough!" exclaimed Lead Nutritionist Augustus Christian Friedrich Samuel Hahnemann-Gloop.

Krispy Kreme representatives never realized the true power of Homeopathy. Wall Street was excited by the news. Krispy Kreme saw a big rise in their stock price for the first time in many months. The company also began an advertising campaign marketing its new concept with t-shirts that read: "Similia Similibus Curentur" in some foreign language means "Likes Are Cured By Likes".

Meanwhile, dozens of gastric bypass specialists are outraged and have threatened to sue Krispy Kreme.

The story above is a satire or parody.It is entirely fictitious.

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