Then slowly the novelty wears off...
You wake up one morning to find that the world is no longer cheering. Instead, everyone is just staring. So you feel depressed.
I"M A LOSER. NO ONE LOVES ME
If you had cancer; you might feel judged on your appearance. "Should you be eating that?"
OMG!!! HE IS EATING MEAT!!!!!!!!!
If you were mourning; you might feel people are judging you on your ability to move on. "Is she actually dating?" "
If you were broke; you might feel people judging you when you do something nice for yourself. "Did you buy a new dress?"
THAT WOULD BE PRADA WITH A "P"
As your bowl swirls with everyone's opinions you wake up one morning to find your water cloudy. You are starving because no one has fed you in weeks. And you start to wonder... "Is everyone just waiting for the morning they find me belly up in the bowl??"
PLEASE DONT FLUSH ME!!!!
So what happened? You overcame insurmountable obstacles to earn the title of survivor. I mean you did the unthinkable; you beat cancer, you clawed your way out of debt, you overcame the loss of a loved one, you got through a divorce, you lost 100 pounds now... YOU'RE looking at a toilet bowl anticipating someone will flush you!?!?!?!?
I would love to say, "People suck that is what happened!" However, then I would have to throw out my whole "Life into Lemonade" stick and hit the bottle.
I DID THINK ABOUT IT... FOR A SPLIT SECOND
Instead, lets make lemonade. (you can add vodka later if you wish)
KK-TINI: 1/2 LEMON JUICED, 1 OUNCE VODKA, .5 OUNCE CHAMBORD AND A REAL FRIEND TO SHARE IT WITH
Everyone has a light inside and I believe people, like moths, are attracted to "light." Some people have to climb mountains and swim oceans because it is a necessary part of their journey. Their light shines outward, so others can be guided. It is like a gigantic flashlight! Your life is meant to be shared with the world!
WE DID IT! SO CAN YOU!!!!!
However, when we believe we are defined by what "this life" has put us through instead of who we are inside...moths start eating our clothes. We allow them to poke holes in our truth and our flashlights start to dim.
So what do you do??? Well, first it's time to change the batteries in your flashlight:) You need to take a step back and look at WHO you are asking to clean your fish bowl.
My guess is if they are questioning your candy bar, they just ate two. If they are judging how you spend money, they have a fear of being broke. If they are smack talking your ability to laugh or love, they wish they could do both.
Next eat a twinkie if you feel like it. Then kindly tell them you appreciate their concern but you are a survivor and you know how to do just that.
MAKEUP GENIUS KRISTINA DUFF KNOWS HOW TO SHINE INSIDE AND OUT WITH HER ATTAGIRL ORGANIZATION!!!
Finally, ask them, "What is really up your butt?" Something is most likely bugging them and you can shine some light on how they too, can learn to be a survivor:)
Now...speaking of "Asses" and "Survivors" this month is Colon Cancer Awareness month!! WHOOO HOO! So in the spirit of shining lights up butts....we have asked some of our fabulous celebrity friends to support the cause!
STEVEN KRAMER GLICKMAN AKA GUSTAVO FROM BIG TIME RUSH KNOWS WHAT'S UP!
We are happy to support our buddies at the Colon Cancer Alliance . We are donating a portion of every Solas bag purchased to raise awareness for this cause! Check out www.solasfashion.com and listen to Stan!!!!!
LESLIE DAVID BAKER AKA "STAN" from THE OFFICE