Watch Identity Thief Online Free (2013) Movie : 2013 is Melissa McCarthy’s year. The plus-size actress who blew up big laughs in “Bridesmaids” is making major comic waves with at least three features tailored to her fast-twitch style of physical humor this year. The first of which is director Seth Gordon’s (“Horrible Bosses”) laugh-out-loud road movie of opposites, which paints McCarthy’s Florida-dwelling identity thief character Diana as a walking sociopath of epic proportions. Jason Bateman plays straight-man Sandy Bigelow Patterson to McCarthy’s dance-move-busting crook. She can also sing along to any song that plays on a car radio — goofy hand gestures included. ( Watch Identity Thief Online ) If cornered, she’ll punch her attacker in the throat. A suit-and-tie finance guy by day, family man Sandy is one of those pathetic people born every minute — you know, a sucker. Sandy falls for a phone-call scam committed by Diana, wherein she extracts his social security number and goes on to rob him of his “unisex” name. Buying many rounds of tequila shots for strangers at a local bar is one of the ways “Sandy” chooses to max out the real Sandy’s credit card. She also has an inexplicable affinity for guitars, blenders, and all form of cosmetic products.
Download Identity Thief Movie Free (2013) : After suffering a dose of verbal degradation from his filthy-rich boss Harold Cornish (Jon Favreau), Sandy throws in with a group of similarly disenfranchised co-workers when they mutiny in order to start their own company. The blush of overnight DIY success dims when Sandy gets arrested by Denver, Colorado cops to answer for Diana’s illegal activities committed in his name many states away. A weeklong reprieve from his new job allows Sandy to track down his “Hobbit-like” identity double in Florida. Sandy plans on bringing Diana back with him to Denver to extract a confession from her that will exonerate him once and for all from her misdeeds. ( Download Identity Thief Movie ) What follows is a series of hilariously rigged set pieces fuelled by outrageous dialogue. One such humorously escalating episode unfolds at a bar where Diana flirts with a turquoise-jewelry-wearing cowboy appropriately named Big Chuck. Diana tells Chuck that Sandy is a “watcher” before the pair hit the dance floor to perform some dirty dancing while Sandy looks on in ambivalent disgust. The situational jokes explode when the trio makes their way to Diana’s and Sandy’s motel room. Diana encourages Chuck to verbally humiliate Sandy, who is forced to seek refuge in the bathroom while Diana and Chuck get down to some noisy nasty business.
Watch Identity Thief Online Free (2013) Movie : One of the film’s best comic bits is as old as the hills. It involves a campfire and a snake. It would be a crime to give the scene away, but suffice it to say it incites some serious belly laughs. The movie is not without its faults. As is the current trend, the “Identity Thief” suffers from a series of false endings. As a result, the comedy peters out instead of closing out with the hoped-for bang that seems promised. Still, Bateman and McCarthy share a great comic chemistry together that more than compensates for the film’s flagging windup. ( Watch Identity Thief Online ) For fans of Jason Bateman (“Arrested Development”) and Melissa McCarthy (“Bridesmaids”), “Identity Thief” is the perfect mid-winter pick-me-up. These early months of the calendar year are typically a dumping ground for Hollywood’s most unloved and unwanted projects, and while that’s an apt metaphor for the film’s lead character, the picture is anything but. And its release date makes it seem like that much more of a Godsend. Amidst the cavalcade of mediocre-to-awful movies we’ve endured so far this year, “Identity Thief” is the first to find any kind of spark. At its best – and admittedly, it is a bit erratic at times – it’s as funny as anything its leads have been involved with. It’s also director Seth Gordon’s best film since his brilliant debut, “The King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters.”
Download Identity Thief Movie Free (2013) : We open on an unassuming accountant, Sandy Patterson (Bateman), who gets an unexpected mid-day call from a fraud specialist. Without thinking twice, he provides the specialist – who sounds decidedly convincing – with all of his personal information. The caller is, of course, the titular identity thief, Diana (McCarthy), and she’s soon living it up in her native Winter Park, Florida, buying drinks for an entire bar’s worth of strangers. When her rowdiness gets the best of her and she fails a breathalyzer test in the most spectacular way possible, it’s obvious to the audience that the real Sandy Patterson has a major problem on his hands. ( Download Identity Thief Movie ) Sandy, however, thinks nothing of Diana’s mugshot. He sees this short, stocky female with a 50s hairdo and questionable wardrobe as a mere detour in his journey to bigger and better things. He’s in the process of switching jobs, and his newfound rap sheet – being perpetrated thousands of miles away – is causing some problems with his new boss (John Cho) and potential clients. In a well-intentioned move to get away from his former, distinctly prickly boss (a brief cameo by Jon Favreau), Sandy has found all new problems and is forced to fix them immediately or risk being fired. Upon convincing his wife (Amanda Peet) and kids that he can bring the thief back to Colorado, thus avoiding rolls of bureaucratic red tape, Sandy hops a plane to what he calls “the worst place in America” – Florida.
Watch Identity Thief Online Free (2013) Movie : Yes, this is all a bit convoluted, but make no mistake – “Identity Thief” is a committed riff on the tried-and-true “road movie” genre. Its joys aren’t in the set-up or even the execution, but in the charisma between its leads and its surprising amount of heart and compassion. In a world of increasingly mean-spirited comedy, Diana’s arc here is refreshing. McCarthy fully commits to the requisite amount physical comedy while sharing the screenplay’s downpour of four-letter words and absurd non-sequiturs with a very game Jason Bateman. ( Watch Identity Thief Online ) While on the run from a pair of criminals (played by rapper T.I. and Genesis Rodriguez) and an unstable bounty hunter (Robert Patrick, in an obvious but welcome evocation of “Terminator 2: Judgment Day”), the leads end up in an uproarious game of unnecessary role-playing that hits its comedic peak in a hotel lobby. Director Seth Gordon struck out with 2008’s “Four Christmases” but fared better with 2011’s “Horrible Bosses.” “Identity Thief” avoids the unfunniness of the former while circumventing the unsteadiness of the latter’s third act, signifying a director that’s still learning and growing into his craft. Craig Mazin’s screenplay is deft enough to make you forget that he wrote “Scary Movie 3” and “Scary Movie 4” and to be hopeful about his upcoming “The Hangover: Part III.”