My Mom Has Been Abducted by Aliens!

HELP! Please Help! My 86 year old chocoholic mom has been abducted by aliens! I'm not kidding! Today, (I'm having such a hard time writing this), today, my mother, I can barely write these words - she said to my daughter, grandson, and I.... (I can't believe I am going to write this - it's sacrilege)... My mother said, "I haven't been in the MOOD for CHOCOLATE!" Say it ain't so! Something is wrong with my mother! She must be sick! I mean her blood type is CHOCOLATE! Please pray that my mother returns... and quick! Today she spent the day with my grandson and took him to a candy store. She bought Heather and I chocolate... (what else is there?)... but for herself... she bought...GUM DROPS!! This from a woman who has the below saying on her refrigerator!


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