While I know a lot of you would like a smaller butt, what’s also true is that a lot of you would actually like to have a butt! How many of you look like you’ve been hit square in the cheeks with a frying pan? Does this look familiar?
When I see a client walk in with this posture, I will typically ask them how long they’ve been taking noassatall pills. The client usually informs me that they have no ideal what I’m talking about and aren’t on any medication. At which point I respond with, “Really? I would have bet anything you’ve been taking noassatall, because you have no-ass-at-all!”
I know…I know…it’s a bad joke. Go ahead….push play:
Most of the time the client laughs.
I repeat, most of the time.
If you’re in the NAAA category, there’s hope for you! Did you know that by realigning your pelvis, it will not only appear that you have a butt, but you’ll actually be able to properly develop the muscles around the pelvis? And, in the end, you’ll get your end!
Isn’t that great news? You can finally shake what your momma gave ya, instead of wondering where in the heck it went!