Friday's Funnies: Moon Over Dallas or Moons Over My-Hammy
Posted Jan 15 2009 10:42pm
Alright, it’s time to tell a tale on myself. These incidences happened to me 28 years ago. I was much thinner too! I was working as the accounts payables and payroll clerk for a big car dealership in Dallas, Texas. The car dealership was in a very spacious building. I had gone to the rest room during my break; I then walked through the large cafeteria size break room, then into the open floor plan of the offices and stood in front of the desk of our bookkeeper to talk with her when I heard a gasp and felt a hard tug on my dress! I looked at the woman in shock as she shouted, “Michele! Your dress was tucked inside your underwear!” Yes, I had walked through a break room full of mechanics and salesmen eating their lunches with my dress tucked inside my undies!
Do you think I learned my lesson? That coming Sunday afternoon was choir practice. I was late for practice; I walked into the church, turned around towards the pews - bent over to lay my things down. I stood there for a minute talking to someone and a woman came running down from the choir and tugged on my dress….. You guessed it… I had mooned the choir!!
Now do you think I learned my lesson? YEAP! Ever since, whenever I go to the restroom, I am always tugging on my dress to make sure it is down!