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April Showers Bring...

Posted May 04 2009 5:26pm
Yes, yes, we all know April showers bring May flowers. But the chump who came up with that saying forgot to add in that April showers also brings arthritic pain and, in me, a bad attitude.

Seriously, today's damp weather seeped into my bones in such a manner that, upon waking, I instantly morphed into a crabby old woman.

I should note that around here, April also brings a screechy adolescent boys' baseball team to the park near my house ( and a high-pitched and obnoxiously loud adolescent girls' softball team). How am I supposed to take a nap when all I can hear is Peter Brady sound-a-likes on one field and girlish tittering on the other?! And how in the heck am I supposed to concentrate on my knitting and crossword puzzles (not to mention my Ensure drinking) with such ridiculous cheering and nauseating teen spirit?!! (if you think I'm making a joke about knitting, crosswords and Ensure, then you are sadly mistaken, my friend).

Ok..I might as well put on a pair of granny panties, shake my cane and call it a day. Gosh..I hope I'm not going to be this snarky for all of April.
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