Yesterday I was dealing with a frequent flyer in with his usual stomachache. At the end of recess, I sent him back to class, only to have him return a few minutes later. Before I could even ask why, he said, "I threw up in the bathroom and then I flushed it right away." With his too-quick explanation, he earned himself a trip right back to class.
Tip for kids: if you want out of class, don't