So, if I wanted to inform, I'd put linkies all throughout this post. But I just wanna vent.
1. Rumor has it I could have superpowers ( see post below) but am still waiting for confirmation.
2. Got my eyes checked. I need reading glasses. They are blue and punk rock skater girl and so so awesome.
3. I also need 1 contact, but I'm bargaining for a monocle, or at least a crazy looking bloody eye contact.
4. I have increased optical pressure.
5. This means I very likely have glaucoma.
6. This also means that my spinal bubble may not have drained.
7. This means I have increased intracranial pressure, or intracranial hypertension, which could be the cause of the optical glaucom-y pressure ( lets call it Stupid Spinal Brain Disease B, so we don't confuse it with Chiari, and call it SSBDB).
8. THIS means I may have a seperate, yet related condition called SSBDB to the Chiari AND the syringomyelia which would require ANOTHER surgery to place a shunt and drain out my spine.
9. Or, this could just mean my syringomyelia (syrinx) needs more time to drain.
10. OR, this could mean my syringomyelia is NOT going to drain, and they need to do a spinal surgery to drain it.
11. So, to sum up, I have either glaucoma or fake glaucoma, caused by whatever causes glaucoma, OR SSBDB, OR the syrinx related to the Chiari, OR just a wad of pug hair blocking up the tubes.
I get a more comprehensive screening on the 14th, whilst the opthamologist person harrasses the neurosurgeon, whom I dont see for another month, who will then perhaps shed more light on the Chiari, syrinx, and SSBDB. But in the meantime, should you see a girl with a cool scar and bright blue skater punk glasses with a bloody eye and a monocle, who could quite possibly have superpowers, make sure you say hi.
So, if I wanted to inform, I'd put linkies all throughout this post. But I just wanna vent.
1. Rumor has it I could have superpowers ( see post below) but am still waiting for confirmation.
2. Got my eyes checked. I need reading glasses. They are blue and punk rock skater girl and so so awesome.
3. I also need 1 contact, but I'm bargaining for a monocle, or at least a crazy looking bloody eye contact.
4. I have increased optical pressure.
5. This means I very likely have glaucoma.
6. This also means that my spinal bubble may not have drained.
7. This means I have increased intracranial pressure, or intracranial hypertension, which could be the cause of the optical glaucom-y pressure ( lets call it Stupid Spinal Brain Disease B, so we don't confuse it with Chiari, and call it SSBDB).
8. THIS means I may have a seperate, yet related condition called SSBDB to the Chiari AND the syringomyelia which would require ANOTHER surgery to place a shunt and drain out my spine.
9. Or, this could just mean my syringomyelia (syrinx) needs more time to drain.
10. OR, this could mean my syringomyelia is NOT going to drain, and they need to do a spinal surgery to drain it.
11. So, to sum up, I have either glaucoma or fake glaucoma, caused by whatever causes glaucoma, OR SSBDB, OR the syrinx related to the Chiari, OR just a wad of pug hair blocking up the tubes.
I get a more comprehensive screening on the 14th, whilst the opthamologist person harrasses the neurosurgeon, whom I dont see for another month, who will then perhaps shed more light on the Chiari, syrinx, and SSBDB. But in the meantime, should you see a girl with a cool scar and bright blue skater punk glasses with a bloody eye and a monocle, who could quite possibly have superpowers, make sure you say hi.
Have fun Googling. I quit.