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Not So Forced Insomnia

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:19pm

The latest chat with the doctor

" So you've seen neurology twice, then"

"Uh huh"

"And endocrinology"

" Uh huh. They're checking for some antibodies and things. I'm supposed to call back the first week of August"

" Why so late?"

"He's on vacation, again"

" I think I've just found my specialty"

" Is the Zoloft helping you sleep yet?"

" No, but I'm not anxious about not sleeping anymore"

After other chatting ( Lovely fingernail polish, thank you, been up for over 48 hours, I give my pugs baths at 4 am, oh have a bulldog?) it's been decided my options for sleeping are now limited to a rubber mallet, front of head only, Haldol, or visiting the Center For Integrative Medicine.

You KNOW it's bad when your major medical center farms you out to the acupuncturists.

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