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No Fever, No Saints, And Chicken Soup For The Pugs

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:20pm

I have some seriously backwards priorities. I am boiling up chicken for the pugs, so that I may concoct the weeks food for them. I think it'll end up being oatmeal, chicken, zucchini, garlic, carrots and avocado. To this gets added Vit A, Vit E, Coq10, and Omega 3 fatty acids, to keep the bladders and eyes healthy.

I, who have been sufferring from Almost Killer Death Flu With Complications, have been drinking huge amounts of Minute Maid Berry Punch and eating the frosting off of Entemens Deluxe Carrot Cake.

Should I suddenly die, I would like to be reincarnated as my own pug.

My saint producing experiment has failed, although my apartment is now booby trapped with nasty kleenexes, so that anyone who breaks in will contract the plague. I have hidden my Robitussin, as that is currently my most prized possesion.

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