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I Am T-Rex Woman, Hear Me Roar

Posted Nov 29 2008 12:20pm

I always wanted a nickname.

I didn't want it to be a type of dinosaur.

As I am shortish and roundish, I have chubby wee arms. Apparently.

I have issues reaching up and over a row twelve deep of bread bags to deposit a new one, so being a drama queen and emotionally stunted, I stoop to squawking and grumbling until someone with skinnier or longer arms helps. I am now known as "T-Rex girl" or just "T-Rex" due to my inability to properly extend or use my arms.

Who came up with this clever nickname? My gay boyfriend, who apparently is now my husband. Being promoted to husband means he's no longer my bee-yotch and likes to talk back to me and instead of calling me sweetie calls me a reptile.

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