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Cathy T. Patient Expert

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a Veritable Genius am I by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I have two good stories for you.  But first – I am wearing an ice pack on one hand.  How do you wear an ice pack, you ask?  First, you get a long piece of masking tape.  T ... Read on »
Flying Poop Bombs by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I used to think Canadian Geese were pretty cool – humongous birds that can lift their sorry big butts off the ground and FLY.  But now?  Do you have any idea how much a ... Read on »
Cool Stuff I found online by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I’m on the internet a LOT.  So I thought, out of all the fascinating things you could read today, what you really want to know is where I went online, right?   Plus I fou ... Read on »
All or Nothing or Me by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting istockphoto When I actually make the rare effort to get out the mop and bucket, I tend to go to town.  You know what I mean?  Not only is the floor washed – it is ... Read on »
I’m all alone. What to do? by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting For this self-proclaimed non-mothering-type, I am flabergasted at how emotional I feel this morning.  All three of my babies are at school.  Three – that would be all of t ... Read on »
A Delicate Predicament with the Serving Spoon by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I have a dilemma.  It is so because I must use only one spoon for scooping.  Scooping must be done by ONE spoon.  Certainly you don’t expect me to use a serving spoon fo ... Read on »
Its THAT Time – “Mom, Do I Shave Now?” by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Lets pretend this is an anonymous blog shall we?  Then, when Boo figures out that I wrote this, she’s wont be too embarrassed. I interrupt embarrassing my Boo, to expl ... Read on »
Perhaps we’re going about this the wrong way by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I must change my diet to be healthier because I want my kids to learn from me. What if we’re doing it wrong? I must nurture independence and dignity because thos ... Read on »
We Are The World 25 by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting This is absolutely the most beautiful thing I’ve heard/ seen in a long time.  Beautiful.  People – regular people like us – caring.  Absolutely beautiful. Click here t ... Read on »
Etiquette Guide for Visitors to Canada by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting There have been a number of guides sent out to Olympic hosts and volunteers explaining the proper etiquette when interacting with an Olympic Guest.  And I think its only f ... Read on »
2010 Olympics, and my take on the Armed Forces around here by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Its in full force now. The olympics that is. And it has brought me to (pick your mouth up off the floor, yes I am posting again. So what?) be incredibly thankful for th ... Read on »
Its NOT because she’s the baby by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting …consider yourself one of the privileged people who knew her before her stardom. THE SCENE: Mommy & Daddy are sitting at the table ignoring the children and talking ... Read on »
I need Jerry Seinfeld by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Do you ever have those moments when you’re in the great white throne room, and the funniest thing hits ya?   Or -the vacuum is in complete recline in the middle of the liv ... Read on »
Social Networking is ... by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Social Networking is the sincerest form of flattery. Read on »
Its Christmas. Does that mean I have to go to church? by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Here’s the thing.  Me and church?  We’ve not been on speaking terms for awhile.  Before that, Mike was taking the girls for awhile.  And before that while, I was taking them ... Read on »
My Christmas Letter. Snort. by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Ah, the pungant scent of gasoline and diesel wafting into the room.  The right side of my chair is cozy warm, with the left freezing cold. I’m sitting on 3 cm of dirt, give ... Read on »
Progress. And how the crazy one determines if she’s progressing. by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I noticed something last night when I was writing my excuses for not blogging.  First, I noticed that nowhere in that list is my faith, church, or the big guy himself. I ... Read on »
me. in point form. by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Here’s why I haven’t been bloggin lately: in point form. Cause thats how I roll.  Yo. my one and only employee (that just makes me want to giggle like I’m ... Read on »
The Princess and the Gay Couple by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Okay, I’m going to venture into the foray of politics for one moment.  It would seem, so I’ve heard (I stay away from the news like the plague), that the Princess / Bea ... Read on »
5 Reasons Why Life Is Good by Cathy T. Patient ExpertHealth Maven Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Thats a surprising title coming from me, eh? Well, regardless how things are going around here, there are so many things that are looking up right now! 1. Not the least ... Read on »