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Yesterday I finally took a bre ...

Posted Sep 02 2011 10:42am
Yesterday I finally took a break from wedding central and celebrated my baby's birthday! Yup... Tucker's 2nd bdayMy little toy Australian Shepherd, Tucker, turned 2!

Yes we treat our dogs like our kids! They get birthday hats and presents... good practice before kids right?!

Happy Friday!

Smart Dog...

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse tied round his neck. He walks up to the meat counter and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be served. A man, who is already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and notices the dog. dog clipart

The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put his paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds of ground beef.

He then said, "Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied the two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The man who had been watching all this time decided to follow the dog. It walked for several minutes and then trotted up to a house where it began to scratch the door to be let in.

As the owner appeared at the door, the man said to him, "That's a really smart dog you have there." The owner replied, "He's not all that smart. This is the second time this week he's forgotten his keys."

Dog Pet Peeves..
  • Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG!!!
  • How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.
  • Blaming your farts on me... not funny. dog clipart2
  • Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
  • Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.
  • Dog sweaters? ...... Have you noticed the fur?
  • Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. (Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.)
  • When you pick up the poop piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
  • The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
Are you a dog?

Double Letters...

Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters.
Use the clues and fill in the blanks to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember, these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!letters

1. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a... B _ _ _ _ _ N

2. Body modification. T _ _ _ _ O

3. A group of people. C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E

4. Acuteness or acumen. K _ _ _ _ _ _ S

Do you know the answer? Post it on our Facebook page!

Last Weeks Riddle Answer:

Remove an item from box 3. The item tells you what label to put on box 3 since it can not be Question?both.

Move the nails and screws label to the box labeled with the item you just put on box 3, and its label to the remaining box.

Example: you remove a nail from box 3.
Move the label nails from box 1 to box 3.

You can't move the nails and screws label to box 1: that would be a swap, and all three labels must be corrected.

Move it instead to box 2, and the screws label to box 1.

[box 1] screws
[box 2] nails and screws
[box 3] nails

This Weeks Quote...
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
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