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Friday, September 30, 2011

Posted Sep 30 2011 11:02am
After two wonderful weeks of vacation I am back in the office and hard at work. It was fantastic but I have to admit that being back on a schedule feels good.

Our wedding was amazing and the honeymoon in Maui was great! Just so I don't feel like I am rubbing it in too much just know there was some suffering. I got extremely sunburned while snorkeling, however I am almost fully recovered and ready for more!

We were of course that crazy couple trying to hunt down a shark... unfortunately no luck! Apparently we missed whale season too and only one turtle! We were even IN Turtle Town!?

I guess this just means we need a more tropical destination for a trip next year! Hopefully the bosses will let me out again! I know they missed my rainbows and fairy dust.

Happy Friday! 


A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." Scuba GearThe speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the man and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you had a drink of whiskey? He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you had some REAL fun?" And the man cries out, "My Gosh! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too!"

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Two divers go spear fishing. Spearfisher

They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. The first one says, "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish."

The other answers, "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

"You idiot!" cries the first, "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?"

This Weeks Quote... 
"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior." ~ Henry C. Link
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