Busy, busy week around here. Weeks like these make me realize how much we depend on the internet, cell phones, laptops, etc. How did we ever get by without our mobile device phenomenon? You can get anything on the go these days!
This weekend I will try to put away the computer and put down the iPhone.
I know! I know! Easier said then done. Trying is the first step right?!
The Waiting Room...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down."
What am I?
What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, up it goes. And yet never grows?
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This Weeks Quote...
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." ~ Henry Youngman