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Friday, July 16, 2010

Posted Jul 16 2010 11:47am
Just another ah-ha moment in the life of Wendy this past week. A very unusual and tragic event in my neighborhood earlier this week. An adult son shot his father. My son the fire fighter responded to the call and assisted in getting the father emergency medical services. I've learned the father will be ok. However, what I also learned is that the son was on the loose and the police were considering him armed and dangerous. Here's where the ah-ha moment comes in. Knowing there was a crazy man loose in my neighborhood, wouldn't you think that would warrant a call...a text message....a smoke signal from my son, the public servant, just simply saying "hey mom, make sure you stay in for a awhile and lock the doors."

The next day I emailed my daughter-in-law, I just happened to mention my thoughts to her on this...her response, "oh my gosh, your right. I will yell at him for you when he gets home tonight." How could I ask for more? Kids...whatcha gonna do?

Happy Friday,

Wendy Finch

21 ways to annoy people ...
  1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." Legos
  2. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
  3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
  4. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
  5. Sniffle incessantly.
  6. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
  7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
  8. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
  9. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
  10. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
  11. Drum on every available surface.
  12. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  13. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
  14. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
  15. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  16. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
  17. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
  18. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  19. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
  20. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
  21. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 
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Reading the BillA doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

This Weeks Quote...
"When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
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