Hooray! It's finally Friday! I'm Staci, your new Friday Funnies correspondent. I'm excited to take on this role, but may need your help! I would like to start a contributor's block, so send me your stories, jokes, or trivia - you might just be featured in our next newsletter!
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Oh dear... A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway. The conversation went like this:
Police officer: "Why are you driving so slowly?
Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."
Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."
Nun driver: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I did not know that."
Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.
Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"
Nun driver: "Oh, we just got off Highway 101 a few miles ago."
A peek into the future...
Fun animal facts...
Ants never sleep.
Cockroaches can live for nine days after their head has been cut off.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
There are around 50 million monkeys in India.
This Weeks Quote...
"When anger rises, think of the consequences."-Confucius