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Staci 
Staci@aQuiretraining.com 

Oh dear...
A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway. The conversation went like this:

Police officer: "Why are you driving so slowly?

Nun driver: "I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit."

Police officer: "No, Sister, that is the highway number."

Nun driver: "Oh, I'm so sorry, Officer, I did not know that."

Then the police officer looks into the back seat and sees that the nuns there have panic-stricken faces and white knuckles from holding on to each other too tightly.

Police officer: "What's wrong with the nuns in the back seat?"

Nun driver: "Oh, we just got off Highway 101 a few miles ago."

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