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Friday, December 31, 2010

Posted Dec 31 2010 9:00am
Well, once again Wendy exaggerated a bit!

I can reassure you she isn't getting out that easy. Wendy is still with us and creating havoc as usual. She is simply passing the Friday Funnies torch along to another team member.

Next week you will be hearing from Jordan who will be bringing you a new view on the funny thing they call life.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

Happy Friday!

Sara Jackson
Sara@aQuiretraining.com

Politician in Action...

WhiskeyA Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it.

But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort starving children, then I'm for it.

This is my position, and I will not compromise.'

New Year, Time to Diet...

New Year Diet

How to Quit Smoking...

CigarettePeter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.

'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'

'Phase one?' wonders Ken.

'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'

This Weeks Quote...
"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
~ Oscar Wilde
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