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Friday, December 2, 2011

Posted Dec 02 2011 11:05am
Last week we celebrated our niece's birthday. She turned 4 and couldn't be more excited to be a year older.

I love the glow of excitement a child gets when opening presents at that age. The present can be as simple as a stuffed animal that doubles as a pillow. Yes, I am talking about the Pillow Pet. I am simply baffled by this thing.

These "pets" are wanted by every child in America and EVERY store has them piled high at each register and 5 different locations around the store. Whoever invented this is a genius!

You can now buy mini Pillow Pets, matching blankets, hats and even slippers. These things are also not just for kids anymore... sports teams also have licensed Pillow Pets available!

I think I am in the wrong industry. I need to start inventing children's toys that double as useful household items.

Time to put my thinking cap on. I'll let you know when genius strikes!

Happy Friday!

Sara Payne

Toy Trains...

Toy Train ClipartA few days after his birthday, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you jerks who want off, get the heck off now because this is the last stop.. All of you folks who are getting on, get your butts on the train now, because we're leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room for two hours. When you come down, you may play with your trains as long as you use proper language."

Two hours later, the mother was still working in the kitchen when her son came out of his room and resumed playing with his trains. The train stopped and the mother heard, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your hand luggage under the seat and we hope you enjoy your trip.

"For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the angry woman in the kitchen."

Facebook Surprise Party...
facebook birthday party 

Wife's Birthday...
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Deck of Cards

Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."

That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

Random Fact...
If there are 23 people in a room, there's a 50% chance that two of them will share a birthday (it's been proven mathematically). Birthday Cake - One candle
This Weeks Quote... "The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys."~ Anonymous
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