Jack, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Harry, and asks for a cigarette.
"I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking," Harry responds.
"I am in the process of quitting," replies Jack with a grin. "Right now, I am in the middle of phase one."
"Phase one?" wonders Harry.
"Yeah," laughs Jack, "I have quit buying."
The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees. Elephants are also the only mammals that can't jump.
This Weeks Quote... "Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle."~ Eric Zorn