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Friday, August 19, 2011

Posted Aug 19 2011 11:02am
As you can imagine the last few weeks have been consumed with wedding planning. The remaining few will certainly be no different!

We are officially under the one month mark! Getting a little anxious and trying to wrap up the last of the details. At times it feels a little over whelming and I can hear a voice in the back of my head saying, "You could have eloped!"

Either way, I will be married soon and off to Maui! Doesn't get much sweeter than that!

Happy Friday!


A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Barbie in the window... Barbie

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one?

We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ... and

'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00".

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

coffee joke
How long does it take?...

There was once an empty room with nothing inside but walls and a huge hole on the top of the ceiling. Water started coming out of the hole filling the room.

During the first 5 minutes... the height of the water is only 1cm,
and in the next 5 minutes... the height of the water is doubled, 2 cm. Another 5 minutes... the height is again doubled, which is 4 cm. The next 5 minutes... guess what? The height is 8 cm...
and.. so on...

After a full 100 minutes... the room is totally filled with water.

How long does it take for ONLY HALF of the room to be filled with water? Answer in how many minutes and why.

Note: We don't know the height of the room.

Do you know the answer? Post it on our Facebook page!

Last Weeks Riddle Answer:

First, the waiter stuck the match into the lemon wedge, so that it would stand straight. Then he lit the match, and put it in the middle of the plate with the lemon. Then, he placed the glass upside-down over the match. As the flame used up the oxygen in the glass, it created a small vacuum, which sucked in the water through the space between the glass and the plate. Thus, the waiter got the water into the glass without touching or moving the plate.

This Weeks Quote...
"I have always loved the beach. The smell of the salty water, the wind in my face, the gentle roar of the waves all combine to create a sense of peace and calm."
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