Liz: Oh, don't look at my underwear. I didn't realize when I was getting dressed this morning that we'd be out shopping and you'd end up with me in the dressing room.

Mel: Whatever, Liz. I've seen your ass in a hospital gown.

Liz: What?! Oh, yeah. Well, at least I was wearing full-coverage underwear then.

Mel: No you weren't. You weren't wearing any underwear.

Oh, yeah. They make you take off everything except for the hospital gown when you have brain surgery.

Oh. My. God. What has she seen?!