The Quacktitioner, Nurse Practitioner and GP Guide to the Diagnosis of Childhood Leukaemia
Posted Jan 28 2010 1:20am
This little Piggy went to market This little Pigggy went to town This little Piggy ate roast beef This little Piggy ate none And this little Piggy ate none And this little Piggy went wee wee wee ... all the way home!
[Tickle the sole of the foot]
Jaime reminded me of this nursery rhyme last night ... I was amazed that he remembered it after all these years.
One of Kezia's first symptoms of Acute Lymphoblastic Leukaemia was ambulatory (i.e. walking) difficulties.
Given my recent Internet difficulties, I haven't been able to follow my favourite blogs regularly but yesterday I noticed that Dr Crippen has been commenting on the Department of Health's criticism of GPs' failure to diagnose cancer. Jaime's advice may be of use in the diagnosis of paedatric leukaemia.
Another useful ditty may be the following ...
Round and Round the Garden Like a Teddy Bear One Step Two Steps Tickle you under there.
I.e. Circle the palm of the hand, step up the arm and tickle under the armpit.
But, of course, NICE will have to decide whether such diagnostic tools have a place in modern medical practice.
Come to think of it Jaime's recommendations could be diagnostic tools for a whole range of complaints - will someone recommend such to NICE?
Neither I nor Jaime are medical practitioners but we would love to hear your opinions!