The Cervix Song!

It’s National Cervical Cancer Awareness Month so I decided to write a song because I’m sick of bra colors and I don’t think panty colors would help much (at least not for the cause.) I’m not going to sing it but I challenged Jack Bouffard to attempt to stammer and fumble though it on YouTube without music.

The Cervix Song
Horrible lyrics by Matthew Zachary

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This is a song about the cer-vix.
It’s not for a he, it’s for a her-vix.
It’s a friend to your own body as it were-vix
But be aware that weird things can occur-vix.

This is a song about the cer-vix
Did you know that all viruses transfer-vix
Get the facts and don’t be too demur-vix
Cuz life can change forever in a blur-vix

This is a song about the cer-vix
There are bad things out there that you can defer-vix
Doctors are the folks you should confer-vix
So you become a health entrepreneur-vix

This is a song about the cer-vix
It’s not a rhyming tome about liqueur-vix
We want to know you get the right answer-vix
Cause being here is what we all prefer-vix

Get screened.
Get the facts.
Forgive me.

http://tamikaandfriends.org

http://stupidcancer.com