The Benefits of Cancer Gear

I've been rocking a 'Cancer Sucks' sticker that I got in a Stupid Cancer goody bag! It was from the comedy show and I never would have thought this cancer sticker would have helped me out as much as it has. I got pulled over the other day. I was on the side of the highway clumsily gathering my registration and such when I looked into my rear view mirror. The cop was in his car staring at my '