1. It’s only your hair.
2. You have a great shaped head.
3. Can I rub my hands on your head?
4. Just think of all the money you are saving from not buying shampoo.
5. It will grow back.
6. At least you have your health.
7. No one will look at you differently.
8. At least you don’t have to style your hair.
9. It must be a lot cooler without hair.
10. I never noticed how big your ears are!