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Yearly Exam

Posted Feb 19 2009 6:21pm
I thought you might enjoy this with as many doctors as some of you see. Thanks to Cindy E. for passing it along.

MY YEARLY EXAM


Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot
7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5
6'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was
tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.





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